I cannot see any benefit to that. Can you buy anything with that number?

Good lord, no.

Why do you care about “engagement”?

But that ruins the joke! You Germans and your utter and complete lack of a sense of humour, sheesh.

Nah, that’s okay, I REALLY don’t want any stocks. That would ruin my reputation in my radical leftist antifa terrorist bubble.

Handhalten is more romantic.

Thaat’s beecaauusee aafteer eenoouugh Schnaaps yoouu seeee doouublee. #DuutchIisDruunkGeermaan

The notion of having had the hypothetical potential to amuse even one person is payment enough for me.

So basically they’re paying in exposure.

There’s a mildly amusing bit in there about disrespecting artists and not wanting to pay them money for their work that I’m not a good enough writer to execute (guess I should’ve asked chatgpt to do that for me and posted the result as my own original work do not steal instead of this nonsense ramble).

That’s a plugin that does that, no? Have you checked that it’s installed and set up correctly?

I know nothing about Hisense TVs but a very cursory look tells me it’s a Fire TV? There’s a Jellyfin client for those, you just need to sideload it.

One more thought: my Synology NAS (I know…) came with 2 GB of RAM, which was barely enough for Jellyfin, even with nothing else running on it. I added 16 GB and it’s very smooth now, with several services running comfortably concurrently. So maybe don’t go for the smallest amount of RAM.

You’ll be pleased to hear that you can’t do that because I’m in the EU. So there.

Wow, if I’d known this would be a whole-ass university education, I wouldn’t have bought dishes OR that hammer. While that executable does its thing, can you tell me what degrees specifically I can earn with you and how long they take on average? Are you certified in EU countries? Will I be qualified to hammer dishes in Germany? Plates AND mugs? What about hammering windows? Those need a clean too, now that I look at them.

Edit: Speaking of windows, does your course teach how to use a hammer to switch from Windows to Linux?

I’m not trying to clean the hammer, I’m trying to use the hammer to do my dishes. I’m starting to think you’re not being serious with me. What’s your qualification in terms of hammer-based daily chores?

Also, I failed every year of chemistry HAAAAARRRR-DDD.

Oh so there are more steps. This is getting complicated, especially since I wouldn’t know where to put a dishwasher or what to feed them. When does the hammer come into play?

And then my dishes will be done? ☜(°⁠ヮﾟ☜⁠⁠)

They’re not though :(

I want to use this hammer to do my dishes, how do I do that?

It’s probably not perfect, but this is what we have right now. I only nightshade my stuff because I don’t think anyone will want to imitate my style anyway (I’m years and years away from that kind of recognition) and I think it’s more important to go on the offensive. Ideally, imho everybody should always at least nightshade every image file they upload, drawing, painting, photograph, not just “art” but anything visual.

I’d imagine auto generating images that look meaningful but aren’t is a lot more involved than generating text. For images we have Glaze and Nightshade which you can apply to your own pictures to protect (Glaze) and/or poison (Nightshade) them.