You’ll be pleased to hear that you can’t do that because I’m in the EU. So there.

Wow, if I’d known this would be a whole-ass university education, I wouldn’t have bought dishes OR that hammer. While that executable does its thing, can you tell me what degrees specifically I can earn with you and how long they take on average? Are you certified in EU countries? Will I be qualified to hammer dishes in Germany? Plates AND mugs? What about hammering windows? Those need a clean too, now that I look at them.

Edit: Speaking of windows, does your course teach how to use a hammer to switch from Windows to Linux?

I’m not trying to clean the hammer, I’m trying to use the hammer to do my dishes. I’m starting to think you’re not being serious with me. What’s your qualification in terms of hammer-based daily chores?

Also, I failed every year of chemistry HAAAAARRRR-DDD.

Oh so there are more steps. This is getting complicated, especially since I wouldn’t know where to put a dishwasher or what to feed them. When does the hammer come into play?

And then my dishes will be done? ☜(°⁠ヮﾟ☜⁠⁠)

They’re not though :(

I want to use this hammer to do my dishes, how do I do that?

It’s probably not perfect, but this is what we have right now. I only nightshade my stuff because I don’t think anyone will want to imitate my style anyway (I’m years and years away from that kind of recognition) and I think it’s more important to go on the offensive. Ideally, imho everybody should always at least nightshade every image file they upload, drawing, painting, photograph, not just “art” but anything visual.

I’d imagine auto generating images that look meaningful but aren’t is a lot more involved than generating text. For images we have Glaze and Nightshade which you can apply to your own pictures to protect (Glaze) and/or poison (Nightshade) them.

Oh gawd same. I’ll be eternally grateful, thank you for your service o7

Lonnie Donnegan - Does Your Chewing Gum Lose its Flavour?

That was certainly something.

Or Blender. Seems like every little update moves menu items around making every guide you look up unusable.

Seconded. Ideally this would sync with any mobile devices because I am incapable of self-control and putting my phone where I can’t reach it. I might even (gasp) pay for the privilege.