Sadly this is (or used to be) valid in PHP and it made for some debugging “fun”.

“Soundwave… what is in the box?”

“Hatsune Miku. Hatsune Miku is in the box.”

“What is a Hatsune Miku?”

Soundwave’s Arch Nemesis

What happens if you accidentally click something in the third box for July?

Edit: nm, I see the blanks as the first option

In other words their response was “hey dumbass here’s what happened, now move along”. They didn’t do anything except school you.

I remember that Publisher could make web pages too. How? Since it was supposed to be WYSIWYG it exported the entire thing as a single image and used an html image map for the links.