devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months agoAhh... hearing programmer audiobooks before sleep feels relaxinglemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1573arrow-down112
arrow-up1561arrow-down1external-linkAhh... hearing programmer audiobooks before sleep feels relaxinglemmy.worlddevilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months agomessage-square45fedilink
minus-squareVeganPizza69 Ⓥ@lemmy.vglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·2 months agoStart a religion where the clergy maintain both written and oral versions of your code as a sacred text.
minus-squarejwt@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months agoSchisms are just feature branches, it all makes sense!
minus-squareSasha@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoNow I’m wondering, surely someone has already made a language that’s designed to read like scripture?
minus-squarebrbposting@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoHello world, hallelujah, hallelujah
minus-squareglockenspiel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoWhen did code reviews become this weird?
Start a religion where the clergy maintain both written and oral versions of your code as a sacred text.
Schisms are just feature branches, it all makes sense!
Now I’m wondering, surely someone has already made a language that’s designed to read like scripture?
Hello world, hallelujah, hallelujah
When did code reviews become this weird?