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minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up29arrow-down1·2 days agoIf a chicken could code, it would probably work like JavaScript. This is accurate. When I had a flock, for example, sometimes one would flip over a bucket onto itself and then decide it must be night and go to sleep.
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 day agoI wish I could go to sleep at any time of day with just a bucket.
minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 hours agoFlying short distances and ability to expand your neck like 4x also looks cool.
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 days agoif a chicken could code, it would use CHICKEN.
minus-squareRagingHungryPanda@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 days agoOh this is actually a real thing I was rolling my eyes like “just show me the clicks and clucks in the code”
minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoLike the cow one that’s just a sequence of differently-capitalised moos.
If a chicken could code, it would probably work like JavaScript. This is accurate.
When I had a flock, for example, sometimes one would flip over a bucket onto itself and then decide it must be night and go to sleep.
I wish I could go to sleep at any time of day with just a bucket.
Flying short distances and ability to expand your neck like 4x also looks cool.
if a chicken could code, it would use CHICKEN.
Chicken chicken chicken
Oh this is actually a real thing I was rolling my eyes like “just show me the clicks and clucks in the code”
Like the cow one that’s just a sequence of differently-capitalised moos.