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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 个月前

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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 个月前
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  • hard_zero1@discuss.tchncs.de
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    So basically your code is more functional and has larger throughput, while using resources more efficiently? Great, no need for the superfluous copied part!

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      Requirements: Build a boat.

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        Add some pontoons and call it a day.

        • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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          adds them to the bottom, flips immediately

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            Add bigger pontoons.

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            Move the call.

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        You have to build it first, so that the customer can say “Exactly! A bus! But it needs to go across water, I don’t know what that’s called though.”

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        “Ah shit i forgor” *seals up the whole bus so it doesn’t leak and floats" there, perfect!

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          I was thinking filling it with expanding foam would work too.

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      Very high latency, though. Great for some use cases, useless for others.

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