I had a client once explain to me that his request for the 75% redesign of his mobile app would be simple because “it’s just 3 pages”

That was the exact quote

I know that was hardly related to the post, but it reminded me of that and I needed to vent to my therapist (aka strangers on Lemmy)

Sign my boobs!

I agree. But there’s never much time for it

SUN is from 4.6 billion years ago, you mortal beings

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun

I think the same thing every time I see this picture. Good news: I think I figured it out. Bad news: I think she looks like my librarian from elementary school, so I doubt that’s why she looks familiar to you, haha

My team does this for the first ~15 minutes and then we move to “group think” for any tough problems or “water cooler chat” for the remaining 15. You’re allowed to leave if it’s just water cooler chat, so I really like it

Strictly-typed languages are the BEST for learning programming. I also like Java for it because there’s a difference between int and Integer (forcing you to learn about objects)

Mechanics are still trying to figure that out with the “master cylinder” and “slave cylinder”

Is there a TL;DR if I don’t know who this is?

Tell that to my employer

That’s still good! I’m proud of you for working though the parts of the problem that you were capable of

Please forgive my ignorance. What does ** do?

Even then, 5 “quick” requests takes up most of your day

Little Bobby Tables

Exactly. Why add on?

Variable names should be “self defining” meaning you should be able to understand what its doing from the name. The name also shouldn’t be too long. Combining those together makes it difficult to come up with an “elegant” name

Oh… I thought they were both just being silly

Your explanation makes a lot more sense. Thank you!

They’re both making the same joke, but one got upvoted and one got downvoted. I don’t understand people

Now I’m just imaging a judge trying to get order in the court room with an inflatable mallet

(/s)

You’re THE object oriented programming?! I’m always asked questions about you. I’m downright starstruck!