What we really need are new OS licenses that strike the right balance.

Why would anyone ever choose mysql over postgres?

Gentoo

Whatever im working on 💪

The reason you are having trouble finding a replacement is because thats not really how the linux world approaches things.

Learn the terminal, scp, ssh (esp key auth if you havent), sshfs, tmux, vim or emacs and you will find you are incredibly effective at modern admin tasks. If you havent already, look into something like saltstack or ansible to make your life even easier.

Why is he in his undies 😭😭😭

I laughed out loud at this as i stare at a stalled process i couldnt give an inch of fuck about.