Im pretty sure OP is just yanking our chain.

Damn the smoking at the desk must have been awful. Dont get me wrong, im a smoker and do enjoy a indoor cig every so often but sitting around it all the time cant be nice.

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Any alternatives you could suggest?

Just realised the residential package came with phone and tv so that probably makes up the price difference

Whos your ISP? Sounds like the Virgin package i had but i dont remember it being that much more expensive than their residential package and im sure I had fairly comparable speeds. I had 350 down 20 up for about £50 about 3 years back

…Boss man!

“yeah prolly better not.” …erm no, fuck you, do it!