The great thing about this job is that you can cash 300k without doing anything because as soon as you hear the code word you just have to ignore it for 10 seconds and the world ends anyway.
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Donkter@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The vibecoders are becoming sentient
13·5 months agoI think the key to good LLM usage is a light touch. Let the LLM know what you want, maybe refine it if you see where the result went wrong. But if you find yourself deep in conversation trying to explain to the LLM why it’s not getting your idea, you’re going to wind up with a bad product. Just abandon it and try to do the thing yourself or get someone who knows what you want.
They get confused easily, and despite what is being pitched, they don’t really learn very well. So if they get something wrong the first time they aren’t going to figure it out after another hour or two.
Does it stay up? Yes.
Can you sleep in it? Technically
Does it have running electricity and water? (Optional anyway)
Another big win for vibe coders. Pack it up, we’re taking the W home.
Solution? Store 8 booleans in 1 byte.
I get that the glib answer will be “so they can make money”
But what is the actual thought process they are pretending to go through here? Cause the experience of being a prompt engineer is not some sought after experience like how people pay to be movie PAs for free or work as an artist assistant.
Yeah, it’s like an AI parodied an xkcd comic.
I try to treat everyone I meet like family
Donkter@lemmy.worldto
Open Source@lemmy.ml•Over 3.1 million fake "stars" on GitHub projects used to boost rankings
101·1 year agoShocking, a site full of diy programmers and hackers are trying to hack the system. Maybe even just for fun.
41 tb?? What are you doing? Recording a lossless video of a 24/7 live stream?
Donkter@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•Python is great, but stuff like this just drives me up the wall
701·2 years agoAnd do you eat that spaghetti out of a bool?
Donkter@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Some of my iterations are delightfully recursive
9·2 years agoImmutable because the only lists worth iterating over are the ones I define for myself.
Why would you post this, my phone exploded and took a shit. I didnt know it could do that.
I think you could definitely read and bugfix code without ever learning to “write” code. Code intentionally reads kind of like a language, it’s possible that this guy was just doing very simple tasks and the most he would have to change are variable names and values. Maybe he knows how to fix errors reported by the code and knows how to look for variables.
It’s a fine line between that and knowing how to code, but that’s kinda the joke of this post I guess.
Donkter@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•What I want to become Vs What I do
2·2 years agoI’m in engineering school and the ethos definitely is “engineers write bad code but it’s for simple tasks involving complex math.” As the world of engineering steers more and more towards coding we’re definitely going to be expected to write applications instead of simple Matlab scripts and there’s no way it’s going to be pleasant.
That goes back to the point I was making earlier. For some reason a bank teller is hired for the same wage for the same hours, but I can almost guarantee you that because of the ATM they spend significantly less of their work day “working” because the ATM was designed to do a significant portion of their job. There certainly is an excuse to keep them around all day, there are some unavoidable tasks that only a human can do and they come up at random times throughout the day, but the ATM has replaced many of the working hours the bank tellers used to have even if the job didn’t go away.
Sure, but also almost by definition, using tech to replace workers in other industries will reduce the total amount of workers needed for that job as you made the tech presumably to make the job easier or faster. My post was talking about the tech industry just because that was the topic, but as you mention, tech definitely replaces jobs in all sectors.
I mean honestly for things like tech, the jobs are going away due to these innovations, just piecemeal. Each of these innovations have shaved hours off of projects. Now someone’s salary might be the same and they might still have to go into the office 40hrs a week (or be just as productive working from home, go figure) but the actual work they’re doing is that much easier than it used to be, they might only have to work 4 hours a day now to accomplish what might have taken 2 days in the past.
Sure, certain companies put more demand on employees than others, and as you mentioned there are still human components to the system that remain untouched by technology, but if the tech world was honest with itself tech employees do far less work now than they did 10-20 years ago, disregarding the general expansion of the tech industry. I’m just talking about individual jobs.
Of course I don’t think those employees should be making less. I think if we innovate so much that a person’s job disappears we should be able to recognize that that person still deserves to be clothed and fed as if they still had that job.
Donkter@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•It's that time of the year again!
11·2 years agoThe beginning maps perfectly to “The Distance” by Cake and I was singing along to that tune as I read.
Honestly a really cool art piece.

The whole point of AI hate anyway is that there is physically no world in which this happens. Any LLM we have now, no matter how much power we give it, is incapable of abstract thought or especially self-interest. It’s just a larger and larger chatbot that would not be able to adapt to all of the systems it would have to infiltrate, let alone have the impetus to do so.