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Probably prudent anyways. What agent they broken recently?

BTW, Arch is awesome.

( actually, i use Manjaro. but it’s based on arch. so that still counts, right?)

Feed it through a coffee grinder and mix it with similarly powdered aluminum.

Then set that on fire (bonus points for doing it on lake ice. That’s fun!)

Oh. Uh. Not that kind of rust?

outta curiosity, where do you think Facebook learned it from?

I’d piss on nVidia, though.

Especially if I had a massive amount of asparagus.

It’s not likely to do much with a good fire, it, eh, it’s gonna make them smell nasty.

I mean… there’s worse things people have used it for.

a moth.

the computer was a Harvard Mark II, though it should be noted that “bug” was used in engineering to refer to flaws in machines since before electronic computers existed, so it might not be the origin, but it’s the first time someone logged finding a bug in a computer,

In the spirit of “if you can’t fix it, feature it”, the code does have impeccable error recovery,

If you like round numbers, 69 is all curves.

Based.

Santa knows his cookies.

but BiscuitTop + Bacon + Eggs + BiscuitBottom is definitely better than biscuit, or bacon or eggs.

Used properly, repairing pretty much anything with a sledgehammer will ensure it’ll never break again.

you should got to sleep sooner!

is anyone actually awake at 7?

It’s not until nine or even ten, and several pots of coffee that my mind is ready to absorb training information. Anything before 9, and I’m not awake enough to filter the rank sarcasm concerning the terrible AI training slides.

Instructions unclear, I shot my gaming rig with a 6 bore shotgun…. And then set it on fire.

“Windows.exe has stopped working”

no no. they need to switch to Flouroantimonic acid instead of just flowing water.

“fuck it, it’'s friday”