Did you just make up “hate” from an imaginary argument you made up? I am simply baffled by the behavior and “needs” of people these days. In what universe is limiting “remote streaming” a problem? How many hours a day do you need to be entertained for?

It’s more like I’m surrounded by compulsive hoarders and chronic upgraders, for what? You can’t watch any more movies than you have conscious free hours in a day. I don’t get it anymore.

Computers used to solve problems, now they are the problem.

Food is essential, the new shiny way to gobble more RAM to display a blue mushroom in a button isn’t.

Sorry, I didn’t read your reply, I was streaming every movie, album, book, and magazine in existence to every location in the universe at all times. Even when I blink I have 16K screens inside my eyelids.

This is normal behavior in 2025. If you cut off my terabit stream, I will writhe on the ground and scream.

I am not in any way addicted to digital hoarding or continuously upgrading systems that have already exceeded the capacity of any normal person to watch a movie since 20 years.

Said the needle to the arm. You’re all addicts.

Seems pretty simple to parse, what is causing you an issue? What is not clear?

Imagine being so addicted to having every nanosecond of your waking life filled with noise and colors that this announcement means anything.

What is the purpose of any of this? What problem is being addressed?

Who pays you on your off time? Bad logic.

Buy a broom ya lazy bums

Fucken right, get your agentic AI to get in touch with my agentic AI (with wire transfer deets)

That’s what agentic AI is for! Your OS will figure out by itself what you are doing and weave together a shambolic rococo digital house of cards that will be not just undocumented but utterly incomprehensible.

It’s fine, just get a 5GHz CPU with 48 cores, 1TB of DDR5 HBM super RAM, and maybe a few petabytes of storage (in the cloud in a flatpack Docker that runs on a VM), so that you can finally make that button blue.

The thrift store?

Explains the smell.

*you’re

And the internet was once simply a handful of interconnected university mainframes transferring text. What are we doing right now?

Who needs any of this digital feces? Not want, but need? I don’t have a single problem that can be solved with technology these days.

Oh god, add in “random scripts throw errors that you’ve never seen before” and the anus-clenching Teams DONK sound that precedes yet another poorly-worded indecipherable rant from my boss.

I feel that way about pretty much anything these days. The sheer volume of options and the complexity of everything is simply exhausting. Even finding food for my cat is overwhelming.

Maybe it’s the one with multiple beams? Although I can see that for reading but not writing.

Ever have a hard drive with the head stepper motor visible outside?