

Oh, yeah. SSH from laptop or Termux on my phone.
Not sure if there’s a CLI way to deal with captive portals or not. Maybe a text-based browser like Lynx/Links2 if the portal isn’t super fancy, but I’ve used the MAC cloning method for ages and it’s just my “go to” for dealing with that. Honestly, I don’t deal with them very often since I just use a hotspot much of the time with it.


Check this out: https://hackaday.com/2026/07/20/old-ssds-find-new-life-as-game-cartridges/
Just saw it on Hack a Day and remembered this post. It’s using old SSDs instead of SD cards but is basically what you’re describing.
And they’re using auto launch scripts like I mentioned in my first comment and a whitelist to address security.