Remember faster!
Please 💖
Remember faster!
Please 💖
I had some friends/colleagues from Slovakia and I quickly realized that it’s extremely important to mainly utilize curse words while debugging.
What about man mount?
I spent the last day refactoring code for a (private) project. But I drank coffee. This isn’t accurate at all!
Huh, I guess there have been some changes since I’ve last checked
Do you self host hopscotch?
“You see officer, it wasn’t me robbing that bank. Bill Gates did it!”
I got myself a projector and it does nothing but display what I throw at it. I’m not watching cable anyway. The shield might be a great idea though.
Or if possible, let the process communicate with the other and let only one write to the file.
Nah, I’m gonna KISS
I had enough colleagues unable to type exactly what they asked me into whatever search engine they preferred to accept your statement. If you don’t know how to use a search engine go ask for another job.
“Hey pancake, how do I run all tests via gradle?”
Open your browser, head to Google and type “run all tests in gradle”
“Oh, nice. Thank you for your help!”
And the next day the game starts all over again.
EA: it’s cancer
120" projector
I’ve given up on smart TVs. Mine has never been connected to the internet. I slap a fire TV to it (yeah, I know. I’m weak…) and forget about it. If that gets too slow for the task I’ll get a new one for 40€.
Your meetings have agendas? That must be nice.
Something is either true or false, I would expect to have at least 50% of a chance to get it right on the first try. Nah, I fail to implement it three times because my brain went on vacation without telling me.
My main issue is that they keep changing format all the time and making merge requests unnecessarily difficult. Wanna use two? I hate it but fine. But let’s agree on this and change our formatter all at once.
In come my idiotic colleagues:
“buT w3 lIke 2 SpACe5!”
fuck with the linter
Uh, that looks promising! Thank you!