“All-star” makes me worried there’s some hidden society of super competent developers remaining at the big software corps that we somehow never noticed.

This will be done in three months worst case.

It matches “yo momma”.

At least you just gained about two years worth of re-engineering work to get the outsourced system working.

The more I learn about my language the less I think it matters. Maybe in embedded C you can’t just leave everything to the compiler though.

Real developer’s commit messages are all “Oops”.

They’ll never top Windows 95 to be honest.

Look at this nobhead flicking Vs like he’s Liam Gallagher.

Nowt wrong with a tty interface. All you need is a gif->ASCII converter and you can view the images too.

Well yeah, it’d be like if an advertising copy writer said their job was “English”.

How is software not a subset of IT?

Where happy teams go to die.

This thread is a great example of why they don’t like to let (most) software developers talk to the customers.

Because we’re old bastards who remember before React.

Nothing breaks after 5pm because there aren’t any developers still doing releases.

Based LOGO programmer.

No we don’t.

“Atleast”?

Correct.

Zero-code has been about to make us all redundant for about five decades running so far.