Humans can be assholes as well and people adopt them all the time

Sounds good. Does it rely on an installed browser for rendering or…

Nevermind, I’m reading it myself. I’m just so lazy …

I don’t say this is good practice, you shouldn’t even be able to merge to main with failing tests. I’ve implemented an emergency flag to do this, but I don’t want to use it in normal, daily business.

That’s what the pipeline is for. It’s not that hard to pinpoint the commit that lead to the errors.

Most of the time I just push the data into a database and then do whatever I want. I get why people use Excel, but once you reach its limits it’s a huge headache to migrate.

Let’s do FTL travel directly after

“Still no girlfriend? When marriage? When grandchildren? Marry her, she’s a doctor!”

Shut up! I swear I’m switching to Emacs if you don’t stop!

We switched some months ago, so that bullet flew right by as well. But it would have been really funny with almost all devs on a conference.

I’m not sure about the being ok part, but I as a human being will never be able to be excited like a Labrador puppy. Except maybe on drugs, but I don’t know which would allow that level of joy and neverending appetite.

I’m fat already, so that might be a good thing though.

Yes. Mine was tiny.

That was one of those 1 and something inch tiny drives. They were crap

I got mine, moved some songs into it and an hour into listening the drive started clicking and the player was dead. Amazon replaced it and it was exactly the same. I forgot what model it was, but the discs were extremely fragile.

Except the mp3 players from Archos, which gave up after setting up. Twice.

You can with a bitchy customer as well 💖

Thank god my first time was building a dynamic tree with loads of metadata and sorting from database records and not some strange game 😐

There are 3 pin XT30 connectors, and those can handle a lot of current as they’re used in drones. They won’t come off easily as well.

It needs an empty catch block

I bought an ultra wide at the beginning of COVID and when I started my new job, my employer gave me another one. Now I have two side by side (the newer one is in the middle) and my laptop to the side. Sometimes I struggle to open enough applications to fill all that space.

Let’s make a meeting to schedule a workshop about useless meetings then. That’ll fix all issues. Oh and we need a meeting to communicate the findings. And a retro.

Do we need some tickets for that? I’ll schedule a planning.

And some emergency meetings to talk about our low velocity.

Edit: and that isn’t too far off of our “agile” work 😭

If nobody before you invented the wheel, you’ve probably not looked hard enough.