ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]

I like to imagine that when the Black Eyed Peas came up with the lyric “let’s get it started” as a replacement, it was like the end of a moon landing movie. The airlock door to the writing room unseals with a hiss, the band members walking out in slow motion to a cheering crowd. Moustached men in mission control high fiving, hugging each other and chainsmoking. Clusters of big vintage news cameras flash. The solemn yet hopeful horn music swells. They did it.

We’re in your walls code monkey

These people are obsessed with things being shoved down throats

“Should we not be buying VW, BMW, Siemens and Bayer technology and products today because they participated in holocaust and directly collaborated with Hitler?”

No actually, you shouldn’t. Thanks for asking.

The general population:

When I overthrow your government and slaughter striking workers for cheap fruit, that’s just the rules-based international order. When those same people organize to protect themsevles from my endless fuckery, that’s authoritarianism.

“Good” liberals and weird homophobia, name a more iconic duo

Yes

Yeah I play civ 5

Ask a right winger to describe the horrors of communism and they’ll describe capitalism every single time