https://smorgasborg.artlung.com/Invention_of_Cplusplus.shtml

We’d like you to be “agile” by following these very specific and rigid set of rules and procedures.

You either die a hero or you live to sexually harass your subordinates.

I’m old enough to remember when they were good. I still play Mule every so often.

Coming back to my own code 6 months later, also.

Yep it’s satire, and it’s so well written they had to put a disclaimer at the bottom of the article.

A joke mascot for a joke language:

http://homepage.eircom.net/~seantheghob/jokes/001.html

Open a new terminal window and kill the vim process

I’ve been living in Denver for 10 years now and still hoping to one day run into DenverCoder9.

Dammit, bamboozled again!

The USB drive is upside down. Stupid programmer!

Wow, wefwef really does make me feel at home as an Apollo refugee. They weren’t lying!