Give them nothing, take everything.
Is wine still the “most windows” distro?
Just play old games. Many will let you self host!
Neverwinter nights anyone?
Being a salesman must be so easy. Scam the customer, scam the people actually putting the thing together, scam the business itself
The United Scams of Assholes.
Don’t ask a question. Make the title “Hey look at this cool way to do X” and do it wrong, and hope someone corrects you.
revoke their corporate charter for 5 years. You wanna fucking be people? Then do your time for your criminal behavior.