Imagine if they distributed one of those that contained a strange bind syscall somewhere with a reverse shell.

Mark discovers hyperbola

If your goal is to get back scratches from the circlejerk don’t feel the need to participate lol

There’s a minecraft mod called ComputerCraft Edu which is lovely and works on older versions of Minecraft if you’re willing to set that up!

When they “get” it, it also has Lua in addition the the graphical scratch nodes

Cool, but there’s no shot any serious software company will want that shit under their brand

That’s definitely not what Google told me to do at the time in 2015

Having to create .desktop files in god knows where for me to be able to right click -> “open with” my program of choice sure pushed me away

I don’t even know what they were thinking not letting you beowse for any executable file on disk

I wish implicit returns could be turned into an error in the configs of a project. It was impopular at the time and probably still is outside of Rust, it permeated through every control structure because of how the language is designed, but the worst part is how unnecessary it was

It would’ve cost nothing not to do it

It would’ve made no one upset

Now Rust is the only language to do what it does - and it has this shit in it

That’s cool, but I’m not making software for desktop linux until there’s one standard GUI api

php, famous for not letting you write anything that errors out

What do ya do next with these filenames

gottem

Yeah turns out that was it

Hide.me has a free trial and you can just input a random uk address

The royal mail post codes are super weird I wonder what they mean

Introducing bugs into code way more often than others with similarly skilled programmers is one good reason to hate it…

level 1: “this argument is worthless because you are stupid!”

level 300: “everyone who hates php is just an idiot tbh”

Just standard discourse from the php community

Thunder but features aren’t all there

There’s still lots of problems with php like the type system exists now, but doesn’t let you put types on containers (arrays, hashmaps etc) so you still can’t use the type system to model your app in a way that invalid states throw compiler errors. And it’s certainly not ever going to be an algebraic type system. Nothing past the basics make it into php.

They’re trailing behind in every way. Have you ever looked at a php feature and went “oh god, I want that!”?