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Cake day: February 22nd, 2026

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  • One time we spent like more than an hour in a horrible meeting to plan out how long the next step of a project would take. 4 weeks, we said. Management came back and said to do it in 2. Well, why did we fucking have the meeting if they had a deadline in mind already?

    On the other hand, at my current job I have seen a lot of “oh that’s going to take a couple days” protests for things that are 20 minutes of work.

    Seems like the solution is to get rid of out of touch management.


  • I deeply dislike sarcasm. It’s neither funny nor helpful.

    There was a guy I worked with that was pretty much always sarcastic.[1]. I’d ask him if he’d written the run book yet and he’d say like “Yes, it’s written in the style of a sonnet with hand drawn illustrations”, and I’d be like “I don’t know if that means you wrote it or not”. Everything with him took extra steps because his communication was such a swamp of insincerity.

    [1] well, when I asked him to stop being sarcastic he said it wasn’t sarcasm. He was merely being ironic. Nonsense.










  • I did some webdriver stuff for reasons I don’t remember anymore.

    I also made a simple Django app to track job applications.

    Unsolicited advice:

    • use type annotations. You’ll thank yourself later when your IDE tells you “hey this can be None are you sure you want to call .some_func() on it?”
    • use an ide. Don’t just raw dog it in notepad. You should have syntax highlighting, red squiggles for errors, the ability to go to definition.
    • learn to use a debugger. Pdb is built in and fine.
    • don’t write mega functions that do a thousand things. Split things up into smaller steps.
    • avoid side effects. You don’t want your “say_hello” function to also turn on the lights




  • We used to do retrospectives at one of my old jobs, because everywhere loves cargo-culting agile and scrum stuff.

    I quickly realized that a lot of the problems were largely outside the team’s control. It was shit like “The CEO doesn’t believe in designers or UX, so he won’t hire one, so we spend a lot of time doing that work badly ourselves.” Or, “management is making us spend all this time in ‘planning meetings’ so we don’t get anything done”

    Stuff that has easy solutions, but we can’t do because some idiot or powerful cry-baby is in the way.