Well, as the picture says, with this bad boy you can use 86 characters per line.

All in the game.

Are you sure the roon of today is a reference to yesterday’s roon?

This guy Archs! Am I right!? You know I’m right!

How dare they!?

Fuzzy feeling? More like fuzzy logic! Am I right guys? Guys? Gotta go…

I used Ubuntu happily for many years and found nothing that suited me better.

However, with them pushing more and more updates in my face that I can only install if I register an account, I will try to switch to Endeavour on my main system soon.

TIL: there are killer bots. Crazy.

In an attempt to cheer you up: most of us are useless bums, some are just getting paid more, due to lucky circumstances. You are not worth less than the rest of us goofballs.
Also, you have access to the biggest library in human history (internet) and things could be way worse. If this was 1824, I probably would be very happy, if I could live the life I’m living now. :)