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JS in Japan can mean elementary schoolgirls.
But I swear Google used to be smarter than this. It’s the training data from 4chan that poisoned it’s mind, surely.
Ah, like a meta search engine but for commercial LLM fronts!
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Presenting: SUDO for DOSEnglish
171·7 months agoFun fact: all Windows exe files are also com files. They all have a dos running part, most of which simply prints “this program cannot be run in dos mode” and exits, but some programs do have fully functional dos program as well as the usual windows GUI part, all in one exe.
Reminds me of that story where a company secretary thought the towers are just junk and asked the whole lot thrown out the entire office
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Programming@programming.dev•AI still doesn't work very well, businesses are faking it, and a reckoning is comingEnglish
12·7 months agoThat’s actually three 0s too short, at the very least
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Who hasn't typed a risky command? Throw the first stone!English
81·7 months agoEven God is trying to remove the French
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•The surreal joy of having an overprovisioned homelab (2025) - from Anubis creatorEnglish
3·7 months agoThey can let other people do the building and extracting, just like oil companies used to do throughout the third world countries in the past century.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The Gervais Principle, Or The Office According to “The Office”English
3·7 months ago60 percent of the page is the comments
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Don't grow older than 255 or else it will overflowEnglish
22·8 months agoMaybe this is a signed cake, so one can celebrate negative birthdays of people who aren’t born yet. 🤔
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Don't grow older than 255 or else it will overflowEnglish
109·8 months agoVery optimistic to have an 8th candle
Is it possible to learn this power?
Reading the code of some people makes you convinced they must be on Adderall when writing it, and likewise you need to be on it to understand it.
Oh I thought FCKGW is part of Epstein’s windows 7 activation key
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Jeff Bezos said the quiet part out loud — hopes that you'll give up your PC to rent one from the cloudEnglish
31·9 months agoLive on. We need manpower to fight the upcoming fight. Every person counts.
Don’t die for nothing. Die for something.
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Programming@programming.dev•About “fauxpen source”, FUTO, fascists and capitalismEnglish
4·9 months agoLouis get to earn the L in his name 😞
Mr Dewey is definitely the type who’d call tech support for a problem that can be fixed by “turning it off and on again.”
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Free software has some glib naming conventionsEnglish
35·10 months agoThings to do on Christmas:
- Unwrap gifts ❌
- Unwrap acronyms ✔️
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Little Timmy TablesEnglish
4·10 months agoTheres proper enterprise solutions, and then there’s redneck enterprise solutions.
Gaben’s been running away from Microsoft since 1996.