Tbf, I’ve been using sudo rm -rf /* for years, and it has made every computer problem I’ve ever had go away. Very effective.

Would be funny if the AI was also burning computational resources while doing this so as to make the lie more convincing.

In terms of pure, artificial language generation, this is actually impressive. In terms of the actual utility of AI as a supposed problem-solving tool? Not so much.

You know what, Toby? When the son of the deposed King of Nigeria e-mails you directly asking for help, you help. His father ran the freaking country, okay?

“Blah blah blah… ‘click sign in’… Okay, gotcha!”

Also bad: When you ask XOR questions, but people think they’re funny and give you OR answers instead.

Assistant to the Regional Manager

so you can keep Windows for work but use Linux for everything else

LOL

Decoctorch sounds kind of cool though. Anyone up for some calendar reform?

Gimme that co-pilot with real intelligence —> Shows you syntax errors and inconsistent object definitions.

I said real intelligence —>

Those are better specs than what I used throughout college (an Asus Eee PC running Debian with Xfce and Openbox). Not a powerful machine, but I absolutely loved that thing.

I use (pause) “Arch” btw.

I think I just suffered a mild stroke reading this.

You could try baobab instead.

T470 here (the anniversary model). I’ll part with it when someone takes it from my cold, dead body.

No, like Settlers. Civ is turn-based. Edit: If you’re looking for a free version of Civ, the FreeCiv (PC) and UnCiv (Android) may interest you.

The world must know of my skills.

Bruh

Let’s not forget about Ian and his wife, Debbie.

Edit: Now ex-wife, apparently.

From a legal standpoint, the description (share DRM-free games with your friends) is also questionable as it’s currently worded. Copyright still applies to games that don’t use DRM. For OP, it might be a good idea to ask a lawyer to look this over and write a proper legal disclaimer, so they don’t end up being liable for copyright infringement.