Bro over here body-shaming the fucking Linux mascot.

German?

The other pixels have been used to log in to this website.

Me: 1234

Software: ACCES DENIED! THIS WILL BE REPORTED!

Unshielded wire in a guitar amplifier be like: “Ayo, how is everybody doing, let’s go and MAKE SOME NOOOOOOISE!”

At least Nvim allows me to turn that shit off, select a plugin that matches my preferences, or program a keyboard shortcut to toggle rendering on and off. The MS Editor just unilaterally decides that your file should now end in .md, because it contains what MS considers markdown formatting, as if there’s no way a plain text file could contain lines beginning with # (although, granted, you have to press one of the formatting buttons first, before the editor switches to “markdown mode” and starts behaving that way).

Linuy 0.1

Such grace.

Tbf, I’ve been using sudo rm -rf /* for years, and it has made every computer problem I’ve ever had go away. Very effective.

Would be funny if the AI was also burning computational resources while doing this so as to make the lie more convincing.

In terms of pure, artificial language generation, this is actually impressive. In terms of the actual utility of AI as a supposed problem-solving tool? Not so much.

You know what, Toby? When the son of the deposed King of Nigeria e-mails you directly asking for help, you help. His father ran the freaking country, okay?

“Blah blah blah… ‘click sign in’… Okay, gotcha!”

Also bad: When you ask XOR questions, but people think they’re funny and give you OR answers instead.

Assistant to the Regional Manager

so you can keep Windows for work but use Linux for everything else

LOL

Decoctorch sounds kind of cool though. Anyone up for some calendar reform?

Gimme that co-pilot with real intelligence —> Shows you syntax errors and inconsistent object definitions.

I said real intelligence —>

Those are better specs than what I used throughout college (an Asus Eee PC running Debian with Xfce and Openbox). Not a powerful machine, but I absolutely loved that thing.

I use (pause) “Arch” btw.