This is what we in the industry refer to as a “big oof.”
This is what we in the industry refer to as a “big oof.”
In this context Lumens refers to Beeps per Boop rate.
“In my professional opinion, this network is haunted.”
…haunted?
(Points to various certifications) “HAUNTED.”
The longer I’m in IT, the more I realize that the adeptus mechanicus might be on to something with beseeching the machine spirit.
I’d watch a noir detective film about a programmer going over some wackadoodle code.
I only use my programming for good. For instance Bat_Count.exe lets the user enter a number and then the Count from sesame street will count to this number and say “Ah ah ah!” at the end.