You can get a soil moisture meter for $12.99 on Amazon.

The trick with humour is it has to not be as dry as my mother’s cunt.

At least give us a “/s” so there’s no doubt bro.

How exciting, I’m getting a kick up the arse to change platforms! Seems to be the theme of 2025!

Bill from XBill - He installs adware and malware which if long enough turns into Windows. If you let Windows update you die

The Gimp - uses photo editing tools to give people red eye and blind them, or stretch them horizontally so they look weird

Tux could be like Mario, maybe different items turn him into different distros like eating a mint power up turns him into Linux Mint.

You guys have money??

I’ve been working my arse off my entire adult life and have nothing to show for it but debt and long term illness.