can’t even subtract from a timer (it can add, though!)

“Ok, Google, add -5 minutes to the timer”

It either explodes, or you start getting notifications in the past. Seems like a possible win, either way.

Now paint splatters are coming for my job!?

Humanity truly is screwed.

I guess we’re going with B

Ce n’est pas une cacahuète

Be the problem you wish to solve in the world?

We’re old nerds.