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Cake day: June 26th, 2023

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  • Oh hey, it actually was my cousin. Cory is always claiming he coined every cool word or phrase so haha, funny he actually did for a change. He actually claimed he popularized “epic” and “uber” in the 2000s. I mean, I know people pay attention to him but in all honesty he’s always kind of tooted his own horn wherever possible.

    I’m sorry. I made all of that up. I guess my actual cousin and I aren’t that different, only he’d never say he made it up. He’d say it was a fact until he takes his last breath haha.

    Hope everything is going well for you bud.





  • Correct.

    Someone dumb enough to scam, that’s the target.

    It’s really interesting where that line is too. I’ve had people call me before terrified because of messages like this. They were juuuust smart enough to call the tech guy they know before sending money. One step dumber and they would’ve just sent it.

    Here’s a story that really really hurts me to think about.

    So, a mom brings me a laptop. Her son is sitting in the car with a blacked eye. She wanted me to to verify that what she was seeing on screen was legit before she called the police to have her son arrested. She literally beat the kid. She was crying, praying, it was insane.

    So I turned the laptop on and the desktop was suddenly covered by an image like this one. It claimed to be an investigation conducted by EU authorities. It stated that illegal pornography had been downloaded and shared from the laptop. It claimed that the owner was going to be extradited to Europe for a trial and that the expenses needed to be covered in advance to avoid being arrested in America and put on trial in American courts first. It had a number to call to pay and unlock the laptop and begin the “legal process”.

    I immediately calmed her down and told her it was fake, which sent her into another spiral about beating her teenage son. “You’ve got to understand. I thought he was hurting children. Oh my god he’ll never forgive me. Why didn’t I listen?”

    What a mess.

    Turns out he had downloaded what he thought was a pirated video game from a shady website. He tried to tell her that, but the message on screen convinced her and she lost her shit. She isn’t a stable woman any way.

    Fuck those parasites.



  • Oooh I loved my inline frames.

    I was so fucking proud of that. My links down the left side, two inline frames neatly in a box on the right, perfectly designed in two versions. One for 800x600, the other for 1024x768.

    I did websites for bands from East Tennessee, one for a weird website for survivors of “satanic ritual abuse”. I thought it was nuts but I made a hundred bucks.

    I wouldn’t even know where to start on the modern web. I’m fine with that too. I lost the passion for it when everyone under the sun wanted me to be their free tech support years ago.

    I remember when I first started on homestead. Seeing my dangling skeleton gifs and my “under construction” banners made me feel like something. There it was, the World Wide Web, and I had my own place on it. Perpetually under construction.

    I used to love browsing geocities and the log in name would be right there in the link. Something like geocities.com/cartman1988

    I’d guess the password and change things around on their page to mess with them. “Hmmm, Cartman eh? Let’s try southpark. I’M IN. Time to photoshop dicks on this dude’s face!”

    To be a kid again.

    Y’all got me all old and nostalgic here. :p