I tend to listen to a lot of symphonic metal. I know some folks are turned off if the vocals aren’t harsh enough, so some of these are probably a total miss, but some of my favorite albums are:

1. Delain - The Human Contradiction
2. The Agonist - Lullabies for the Dormant Mind
3. Within Temptation - The Unforgiving
4. Opeth - Blackwater Park
5. Nightwish - Endless Forms Most Beautiful
6. Frantic Amber - Burning Insight
7. Infected Rain - 86
8. Dream Theater - Train of Thought
9. Iron Maiden - Killers
10. Epica - The Holographic Principle

If I had the $100 to spare I’d totally take you up on that

At that point you either take a shower or start licking

I think p is an inherently funny letter, and while brainstorming for names including it I kinda thought this one was cute, too.

I love this song, it’s one of the ones that first got me into metal when I was younger