But… but… muh play protect! :)

I kinda want to hear more of this story… care to share the details? i.e. what was the root cause?

One could argue that they do “try to stop you”… technically… by disabling the execute bit on software update tools (like apt & deb)… but I see that more as a gentle reminder and acknowledgement of your ownership of the machine, as they could have easy just not had those tools present at all.

Pretty much anything from protectli. Very flexible.