I can’t believe I haven’t posted this here before.
I fucking run around my house screaming this at people, doing a little goblin dance, in my godzilla socks.
If you think that isn’t true, I think my wife and kid would beg you to end their suffering.
They try hiding my godzilla socks, but to no avail, I have multiple pairs they don’t know about.
Why Godzilla socks? Because fucking godzilla, that’s why.
My exes high school boyfriend cheated on her at band-camp with Ke$ha, so Eskimo buddies or smth with her high school boyfriend I don’t know how this works