I can’t believe I haven’t posted this here before.

I fucking run around my house screaming this at people, doing a little goblin dance, in my godzilla socks.

If you think that isn’t true, I think my wife and kid would beg you to end their suffering.

They try hiding my godzilla socks, but to no avail, I have multiple pairs they don’t know about.

Why Godzilla socks? Because fucking godzilla, that’s why.