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pastermil@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 4 months ago

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pastermil@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 4 months ago
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  • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago
    IN CASE OF FIRE:
    
    1. git commit
    2. git push
    3. exit building
    
  • Pandora's Fox@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    git push --force

  • braindamagebuddy@lemmy.world
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    No AI summary 😍

  • Nate@programming.dev
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    One hell of an emergency number

    Guess they made it easy to remember

  • tyler@programming.dev
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    I actually feel disgusted when I see Google search now. It’s just so bad that even the logo does it.

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    git gud
    
  • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

    • expr@programming.dev
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      Never understood why this is such a trope. There’s very little you can’t recover in git (basically, only changes you never committed in the first place).

  • LemoineFairclough@sh.itjust.works
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    Doesn’t git status tell you what to do?

    use “git add <file>…” to mark resolution

    use “git commit” to conclude merge

    I always use git status to check what is appropriate before doing anything else, since the right thing to do can sometimes be different, like after using git rebase when a break command was used vs when a squash command resulted in a conflict.

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    Branching version control was definitely a “they have played us for absolute fools” moment. Especially after all our projects ended up as isolated branches on isolated microservice repositories so basically none of our code was being integrated, let alone continuously. Good for full-remote open source projects where a central admin team has to police submissions though.

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