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- programmer_humor@programming.dev
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- programmer_humor@programming.dev
IN CASE OF FIRE: 1. git commit 2. git push 3. exit building
git push --force
No AI summary 😍
One hell of an emergency number
I actually feel disgusted when I see Google search now. It’s just so bad that even the logo does it.
git gud
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Never understood why this is such a trope. There’s very little you can’t recover in git (basically, only changes you never committed in the first place).
Doesn’t
git status
tell you what to do?use “git add <file>…” to mark resolution
use “git commit” to conclude merge
I always use
git status
to check what is appropriate before doing anything else, since the right thing to do can sometimes be different, like after usinggit rebase
when abreak
command was used vs when asquash
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Branching version control was definitely a “they have played us for absolute fools” moment. Especially after all our projects ended up as isolated branches on isolated microservice repositories so basically none of our code was being integrated, let alone continuously. Good for full-remote open source projects where a central admin team has to police submissions though.