I can’t believe I haven’t posted this here before.
I fucking run around my house screaming this at people, doing a little goblin dance, in my godzilla socks.
If you think that isn’t true, I think my wife and kid would beg you to end their suffering.
They try hiding my godzilla socks, but to no avail, I have multiple pairs they don’t know about.
Why Godzilla socks? Because fucking godzilla, that’s why.
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They liked an original metal track of mine on Instagram, so I guess you could say we’re pretty tight
The drummer for Coheed and Cambria and I had a conversation about treadmills (on Twitter) and he showed me the kind he has and recommended it, I got that kind.
You could say we’re workout buddies
I unknowingly sold Brandon from Incubus some ice cream one time. Nice guy.
Yo you’re incubus’ ice cream guy? Dope
I sold bud to a few famous metal heads - were biff buddies lol
My exes high school boyfriend cheated on her at band-camp with Ke$ha, so Eskimo buddies or smth with her high school boyfriend I don’t know how this works
Can I also recommend turning your post description into metal lyrics?
I’ve thought about it lol. Trying to make a song, or poem about me annoying my family as a goblin in godzilla socks. The idea is fucking hilarious.
I actually have written a single full metal song, though it’s short and jokey.
I once wrote a non metal song for a friend, but that’s tangential.
Alas, I am credited under my real name, but I’ve written the chorus to one song, and a verse + chorus in another one for a sludge/doom local band. I also did growls on both songs for the recording and have done them on stage a couple of times. The verse isn’t in a growl, it’s done in resonant voice, more of a chant. I’m legit proud of those, but I can’t show them off online because the credits are my real name, and it’s a rather unusual one.
